Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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