omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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