he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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