Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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