btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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