I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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