SEEEEXXX PLEASE
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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