Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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