I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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