you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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