im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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