I think my vagina is haunted
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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