Dual....:-)
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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