At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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