This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
