I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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