Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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