i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I wish life had little blips of pornography
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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