She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Still dying that you shit outside
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize