Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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