I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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