the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I just googled if crying burns calories
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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