it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I enjoy the company of your penis
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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