you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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