What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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