Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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