Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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