I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
This girl is more easily done than said...
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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