If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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