He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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