i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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