Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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