isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
vagina is talking i cant
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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