but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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