On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
well I can't set my house on fire every night
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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