I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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