I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
