We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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