her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
