so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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