super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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