I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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