that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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