oh god the rape fog is back!
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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