Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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