so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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