There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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