lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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