I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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