This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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