You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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