So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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