Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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